A bro always calls another bro by his last name. (Exception: If a bro’s last name is also a racial epithet). PARADISA COROLLARY: Or if the. Definition of a Bro: A person who will always be with you unless he’s got something else anymore. If someone has upheld one or more. In popular culture, the Bro Code is a friendship etiquette to be followed among men or, more specifically, among members of the bro subculture. The term has been popularized by Barney Stinson, a character from the.

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Bro Code – Wikipedia

Dexter in the Dark. If a bro should bo an airball, strike out playing softball, or throw a gutterball while bowling, he is required to make some excuse for himself.

A Briefer History of Time. A bro will always help another bro reconstruct the events from the previous night, unless those events entail hooking up with an ugly chick, or repeatedly saying “I love you” to his bros. Bro on the Go. Historically a spoken tradition passed from one generation to the next and dating back to the American Revolution, the official code of conduct for Bros appears here in its published form for the first time ever. The review must be at least 50 characters long. A bro doesn’t comparison shop.


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The Bro Code

Some call it morality. Too Big to Fail. A bro is always psyched. By upholding the tenets of this sacred and legendary document, any dude can learn to achieve Bro-dom.

A bro never sends a greeting card to another bro. A bro will, in a timely manner, alert his bro to the existence of a girl fight. If a bro’s last name is also a racial epithet.

Bros do not share dessert. In a scenario where two or more bros are watching entertainment of the adult variety, each bro is forbidden from touching the others in any capacity. A bro never wears pink. A bro is entitled to use a woman as his wingman.

Star Wars Legends Fate of the Jedi. When wearing a baseball cap, a barnej may position the brim at either 12 or 6 o’clock.

If a bro lends another bro a DVD, a game, or a piece of lawn machinery, he shall not expect to ever get it back. It is unacceptable for two bros to share a hotel bed without first exhausting all couch, cot, and pillows on floor combinations. There is no law that prohibits a woman from being a bro. The mun would like to point out that these articles are taken in their very barest form, without Abrney embellishments and examples, from The Bro Code tie-in book for HIMYM.


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Bros cannot make contact during a Devil’s Threeway two dudes. A bro never wears jeans to a strip club. This page was last edited on 16 Novemberat A bro loves his country, unless that country isn’t America. If a bro should accidentally strike another bro’s undercarriage with his tsinson while walking, both bros silently agree to carry on as if it never happened.